Coed Housing Is A Sin

When a Christian lady is squatting among four male counterparts due to accommodation problems; she is playing with fire & she will soon burn

— RCCG (@RCCGworldwide) March 6, 2014

Damn. That’s harsh.

What if rent is super expensive, like Lagos? What if she has no options? Should she just sleep under the bridge? Sleeping under the bridge sounds way better than burning now that I think about it.

Does this mean men are natural pyrophiles with a strong propensity towards arson? Is it even arson when you’re burning up another person? I mean, she’s a Nigerian woman so she’s obviously some Nigerian man’s property so technically it is arson.

Do not give temptation a blank cheque, especially when your account is not funded; she will cash it,and you will also incur charges for sin.

— RCCG (@RCCGworldwide) March 6, 2014

But if my daddy put money in my account, I should be good to go. It’s not like temptation is a runz girl or something. She can’t possibly want that much.

When a young man is putting up with 4 female friends due to accommodation problems,he will soon be affected by the fire of lust. Be careful!

— RCCG (@RCCGworldwide) March 6, 2014

Eh, lust. I can deal with that. Not like I’m getting burned with for real fire.

Sidenote: Has anyone noticed how unintentionally hilarious the RCCG twitter bio is?

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“…widely regarded as the Samuel to our generation”

It reads like those fake reviews you see in movie trailers. “New York Times says this is the most influential movie of our generation!!!” “Meg Ryan delivers the finest performance of her career!!!”

Where’s Meg Ryan anyway? I think I shed so many thug tears when she died in City Of God. I loved that movie.

Anyway, I digress…

Did Daddy G.O. approve that bio? No way he did. It’s probably some intern/usher somewhere.


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