No Country For Goldie

So…this got brought to my attention. I’m so sad right now.

Am I alone on this or is it just that we can’t get enough of Goldie.

You’re definitely alone on this one.

Yup, definitely OYO.

The talented Nigerian pop sensation recently released her 2012/2013 Zodiac Calendar where she displays different personas for each of the 12 zodiac signs.

*emphasis mine

Bella Naija really needs to chill. Pop sensation? Has anyone heard her songs? She looks like the Dollar Store Nicki Minaj.

On sale.

And we all know Nicki is homeless man’s Lady Gaga. So Goldie is…?

But, that’s not even why I’m so upset. Look at this nonsense,

Isn’t Taurus a bull? WHY DOES SISTER GOLDIE HAVE AN DAMN ELEPHANT IN HER PICTURE?

It’s not like she had no bull pictures or anything.

It’s like she just sat there and decided to make up her own zodiac. Look, she’s dressed as a bumblebee for pisces,

I’m really upset and I don’t think I can voice my feelings with words anymore. So I’ll just let my boy Reh Dogg tell you how I really feel.
We can’t let Goldie get away with this.

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4 thoughts on “No Country For Goldie

  1. *shocked face*. Its obvious she doesn't know much about zodiac sign. I blame her publicist and the graphic artist that allowed this to come out. Haba!

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