Did you guys like my “headline”? Very LindaIkeji-esque, eh? I learned from the best. I’ve captured your attention and you’re now about to read some ridiculously boring prose. Ha! Ha! I WIN!
An Ogun State Chief Magistrate’s Court, southwest Nigeria, has ordered that a prophet, Elijah Olufemi Soneye, be remanded in prison for allegedly torturing his 17-year-old daughter. He allegedly sucked her breasts and ordered her to hold his penis under threat.
The charge reads: “that you Elijah Oluwafemi Soneye, on 14 October 2011, at about 3 p.m. at New Word Covenant Embassy, Oshodi Chamber, Ijoko, unlawfully tortured your 17-year-old daughter by tying her with a cow rope and caning her till she had bruises all over her body, and also assaulting her by sucking her breasts and ordering her to hold your manhood under threat until you ejaculated, thereby committing an offence punishable under Section 360 of the Criminal Code.”
Oh. He sucked her boobs and made her give him a handy. His daughter too. Ewww.
unlawfully tortured your 17-year-old daughter by tying her with a cow rope and caning her till she had bruises all over her body
WHAT IN BDSM-MEETS-INCEST HELL IS THIS SHIT?
So she left her kid with this same man?
BUT HE ALMOST KILLED YOU?
My head hurts. I’m going to play in the comment section.
Do we have a translator in the house? Does this mean “the prophet is a sick bastard”?
Ugh. I’m done with this. Read the rest