Meet Amara

She wrote this absolute beauty called “Reasons You’re Not Married“. She’s either greatest troll in the history of the Nigerian internet or an absolute imbecile. Or maybe the rare spectacular combination. Turns out she’s a PM News columnist and she spews out garbage with some frequency. Like this gem,

Isn’t it surprising how single ladies now out-dress married women with good jobs whose husbands are very rich? You are not married because the single men around you are wondering if they will be able to meet up with your ever-demanding lifestyle. Even when they know they can afford it, what makes them believe you won’t take a walk tomorrow if anything goes wrong?

Nah, she has to be a troll.

Or look at this one,

I also agree with men when they say that evil will leave the world the day women decide to let it go.

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It’s not just Amara, her commenters are brilliant too

This is like troll heaven. What have I been doing on other parts of the internet? Obviously losing at the internet. 
I don’t think Amara likes strip clubs either.

Let us look at some of the negative effects of these nude clubs on the society. There is so much moral decay in our society today that we now call evil enjoyment. When men go to nude clubs and see young girls with their boobs intact and some of them with Beyonce kind of bum, what do you think becomes the reaction of the man after?

Why should a man be foolish to the point of forfeiting his family name? We now have names like Macloyd; MacDaniel, MacAnthony…It is sad, really sad. Whenever you see a Nigerian man who has these names, please think and see a man who is low in self-esteem and is in a serious battle with complex.

*Dies*

The best part? She has two columns. “Women’s Grooming By Amara” and “Men’s Grooming By Amara”.

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6 thoughts on “Meet Amara

  1. Lol. I love Sugabelly's comment.
    I'm surprised you are just posting on the wonderfully special MRS Amara who says she only writes as she is led by the spirit of the Lord.

  2. this lady…smh. I have been trying to figure out whats worse, the fact that she is saying all this garbage or the fact that there are way too many people that agree with her (male AND female).

  3. Nigerians are still in the dark ages. The so called modernity we think we have is just a front at worst, and a very thin sample of the population at best. Majority of Nigerians still think like this. Blame it on illiteracy and false religiosity.

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