Two straight Nobs related posts.
Nobs is like my muse now. Nobs, if you ever want a biography done, can I do it?
I was totally confused and didn’t know what to do but then, did you expect me to pack condoms to a family function?
Err…yes. You’re Noble Igwe. Cassanova extraordinaire. Plenty women want to make sex with you
I looked over at Queen, she had pulled up her dress and all I could see behind her full ‘tomato-Jos‘ body was a pink thong
“Tomato-jos”? Que? Somebody care to explain?
Queen: We don’t have time
Nobs: Erm I couldn’t find any condoms
Queen: And we’ve been apart for too long to trust each other.
Nobs: I’ve been good
Queen: common shut up you little big-headed slut. I read your diary on your site.
Oh. She went there.
Queen : No one is getting a free pass on this. I’m so turned on too.
Nobs : So now, you are going P square on me?
Queen: How ?
Nobs: Do me, I do you.
No, Noble. This is poor, even from you. “Do me, I do you”? No bueno.
Queen: Hey Nobs
Nobs: Hey Queen. What’s up?
Queen: Nobs, I got talking with Amara and I also did some serious thinking. I suggest that we forget about hooking up tonight. I really think we got carried away earlier today. If we are ever going to come back together, I want something serious. We made a lot of mistakes but we can correct them as adults.
Nobs: I’m so sorry if you think I tried taking advantage of you earlier today. I guess I still have feelings for you. I do want a relationship too but I want it to be right and not close to what we had in the past.
This Amara dude is a standard bastard. Or maybe it wasn’t Amara. The other day, my buddy told that if you masturbated before you saw an ex, you think clearly. Maybe Queen masturbated. Maybe Amara is the name of her rabbit. Maybe.
Saturday May 14,2011.
I woke tired and craving popcorn from the Galleria, so I decided to go get some. On my way back I got a call from Kim
Kim : Two of my girlfriends are in town and we are having fun with the boys.
Kim : This is my friend, Joy and she wants to meet you.
Kim : How would like being in the company of 3 naked girls?
This Kim babe obviously runs a brothel. Not like I’m judging or anything. My name is not Judy.
I was excited and scared at the same time. I’ve never been with 3 chics but I wasn’t sure if they would have a camera planted.
Noble sextape? No, ma’am. I don’t think I want to watch Oliver De Coque Lite have sex with women. Wait. What am I saying? My shameless ass would probably watch it.
Kim : come let me show you how much of you that I have missed.
Kim grabbed me and started kissing me, then one after the other she took off every piece of clothing on me. I didn’t try to stop her but I was also looking behind to make sure that Jenny wasn’t pointing her phone at us. Kim went on her knees and put me in her mouth.
Mills & Boon swag. Tales by Moonlight flow.
(*Note: I’m mad Noble doesn’t refer to his penis as his “member”).
It was bliss and when I thought I had seen it all, Kim said
Kim : Jenny, come and assist me with the balls.
Jenny : Kim,you know that I have not asked you for anything?
Kim : What do you want?
Jenny : Will you let him take me?
Kim : Not tonight
Jenny; Not just tonight? why?
Kim : maybe tomorrow
Jenny : Are we all hooking up tomorrow?
Kim ; Nobs?
Nobs : We can decide all that later.
Do women beg to be “taken” by you? No? Reason #12348938 why Noble > you.
Jenny’s phone rang. She picked it and that was when Kim suggested that we should take it to the balcony. She got a condom,slipped it on me and just as she was to guide it in,the unexpected happened ……